The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothin but the Truth.

Well hello everyone. I hope everybody who reads our blog, enjoys every bit of it. I even hope you enjoy Eric's lies. His lies seem to go well with Joel's gut busting humor, and lindsey's ability to summarize the events of each day. What is my role in all of this blog posting business? the truth is I don't know. I hope you enjoy this post about a literall turning point in my life.
It was a cool evening in Olympia when we all decided to go for a little walk down the street, not realy knowing what exactly what would happen. Im very glad i did not know what would happen, for if i did i would not have walked any further down the street. As we walked down the street, we saw and smelled the gyros that were being made, and i wondered what the side effects might be if we continued to eat only greek salad and gyros. Perhaps all the grease would make us ill, or maybe, the oil on the salads would result in exploding the size of our acne.
A simple gurgle in my gut sent the signal to my brain that i had to release some of the gas that had been developing inside of me. So as any normal male homosapian would do, I gently pushed with the muscles in my stomach, hoping that the uncomfortable feeling would go away. Let me just say the result is not exactly what i expected. Yes i did release gas, and yes, the feeling inside did pass; however, a new feeling outside of me definately surprised me. It was the feeeling of shit. I SHIT MY PANTS. In fat the word "shit!" came out of my mouth and i instantly stopped walking. Eric turned a round and just kind of looked at me while joel snickered and lindsey just started laughing. Eric really did not think i was serious, but i like to be honest, so i just told the truth, I shit my pants.
By the end of the night, i was wearing clean shorts. Thankfully i did not have to change my pants, and i fortunately there was a shower in our room for me to rinse off in.
Well i hope everyone enjoys this post. have a great day.